There was a cat called Potato cat There was a Queen Bee called Pat
He is really fat Her bottom was rather fat
He went to the loo When she sat on a flower
And did a big poo She lost all her power
And then sat on a mat. And then got chased by a cat.
There once was a teacher called Nikki
Her mouth was rather sticky
From chewing bubble gum
While sucking her thumb
You can't say shes very picky.
